I Had A Dream (and it was really weird)

Yeah, so my dreams? They freak me out. When I remember them. A lot of times I just have vague memories about being chased by vampires. Why do you hate me so, vampires?

June, 2004
I dream of Riverdance - Which may quite possibly be worse than vampires.

October, 2004
Dreams, Vampires & Why I'm going to hell - An old email but it mentions two very odd dreams I had about Patrick Warburton (Mmm, Puddy).

December, 2004
Proof that I might be insane - Two (count them, 2) dreams with Jesse "The Body" Ventura.
What is up with these dreams? - Will Smith painted me gold. Yeah, I don't get it either.
Why you should not watch the original Batman movie two nights in a row - Really weird dream that was like a comic book & had the Rock in it.

January, 2005
Validation - About how cool Bryan and Liz are. So cool that I dream about them.

February, 2005
Promise me something - A comment I made about a possibly erotic dream I had that may or may not have involved a bartender & Diet Coke.
Prince Charming? - I dreamt I met the perfect guy for Beth.

March, 2005
Dream a little dream- A very odd dream involving a drill sergeant & the CEO of NABABNA.

April, 2005
Soylent Green! It's Dana - I dreamt about George Clooney & how he asked me out to dinner.
I love Portugal - Mainly about how great Portugal is but a weird dream I had of my mom.

May, 2005
My Weekend O'Excitement - How my fake boyfriend tried to kill me. It's mainly about karaoke.

November, 2005

Family Ties or Stories About People Related to Me (Be afraid)

Different posts about different members of my family

My mother:
At one point, I had divided the blog links between mother approved and non-mother approved. - I don't do that anymore because it's my blog and I'll link who I want to. Just some stories about my mom.
Mattress Shopping with Mom - Hmm. I wonder what this could be about.
This is dedicated to the one I love - For Mom's birthday.
Old Home Week - A post about how family was in town.

My father:
Happy Father's Day - In memorium of my father.
Why my father's completely warped sense of humor made me a better person – SE (Self Explantory).

My sister Kari and/or her husband Eric:
Kari tells me why my vision sucks - It also references Josh.
My visit to Kari and Eric's house – SE.


My nephew, Josh (the prettiest baby in all the world):
The Royal Heir to My Throne - Picture of Josh.
My Description of Love - Another picture of Josh.
What Strikes Fear Into My Heart - About Josh and babysitting.
Mixed Emotions - Babysitting again. Yikes.

My grandmother: Cloud In a Pudding - A story about food and books. And love.

What Was I Thinking? AKA WWIT?

Everyone makes mistakes, right? It's normal? Yeah. Welcome to my world. I don't just have mistakes, I have huge blunders that are both horrible and hilarious in equal categories (pretty much horrible at the time they happen and then hilarious later on).

Go ahead. Laugh. I know I do. If only because I have gone out of my way to find that which is funny and ignore the sadness. Life's too short to be crying all the time. Plus, I'm hoping that others might learn from my mistakes...After all, if you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning.

Posts about my horrendous dating life:

July, 2004
When Fantasy crashes into Reality... - The first WWIT? post.

August, 2004
This isn't about my dating life, it's a friend's but it's pretty funny. Read it, dammit. – SE (Self-Explanatory).
My First Kiss - SE.
Defense of my no kissing for 7 years record – SE.

September, 2004
Did you know I was engaged once? - Marvel at my desperateness.
The Tale of the Blue Stiffy - Or how I lost my virginity twice.
Cream Puff Man - My arch enemy.

October, 2004
The exception to the rule - I did date a pretty decent guy once.

November, 2004
Zombie Lovin' - About my musician boyfriend and how he may have wished I was dead.
Gangster's Moll - About how I dated a gang member and didn't have a clue.
Doctor Who, Jesus Christ and Me - About how I had it bad for a guy 8 years older than me.

December, 2004
The lengths I go to protect my friends - A bad decision made when drunk.

February, 2005
What about Rob, part one, part two & part 3 - He chose a woman ten years older than him who was married with a child over me. What was he thinking?