My favorite posts

These are the posts that I think were the best I've written: it could be because of the way people reacted to them, maybe the way that it made me feel when I was writing them. Whatever. Anyway, if you don't check out anything else in my categories, click on these. I promise you there is funny stuff here. And it is not my fault if you don't have a sense of humor.

The Fish Hook Saga - All I can say is that I was obviously insane at the time.

Beer Goggles 1 & 2 - Why Beth doesn't wear red to karaoke anymore.

A really, really bad blind date story - Not mine, thank God. Just my version of the night.

Tattooed White Trash - Only I would have a mispelled tattoo.

I Go Shopping - I go from buying a magnet to using Star Trek to explain my personality.

Tales of Food: Blueberries and Cheese - Maybe not the best posts but they are short and funny.

Ways I've Been Found

Pretty obvious. I post. People Google (or Yahoo or some other type of search).

The first post - Apparently someone likes feline dominatrixes.
The second post - Apparently people also like Tammy Pescatelli. Preferably naked.
The third post - Green Duckies!
The fourth post - How I hit 400 hits on my hit counter.

Romance - Dana Style

In other words, non-existent. Mainly just huge crushes on people for no reason. Other than that they might be relatively attractive and may or may not know that I am alive. Not to be confused with joking crushes, such as the one I have on Bobby from karaoke (which means I don't have a crush on him but it's fun to pretend I do because I like to be weird. Plus, he's a bartender. Bartenders are hot. And those are under the karaoke category).

August, 2004
I need a dream lover - What my perfect man would be like.

October, 2004
Why I hate Spock but love Data - About this guy. Yeah, many of the posts here are going to be about some guy. Just so you know.